Freyja's head
libutron:
“ Velassaru heron | ©Mats Carduner (Maldives)
”
positive-memes:
“̶L̶o̶s̶t̶ Dog!
”

positive-memes:

̶L̶o̶s̶t̶ Dog!

thebibliosphere:

imjustlo:

thebibliosphere:

Dystopian novels: only the strong survive.

Me reading dystopian fiction growing up and internalizing the message in the narrative: there’s no place for me in this world, I’d be dead the moment the regime took hold. I’m not strong enough. I couldn’t stand the suffering. Maybe the narrative is right. Maybe only the strong survive.

Me now as an adult getting ready to rip the pin from the grenade with my teeth and brandishing a molotov cocktail in the other hand: IF I GO DOWN I’M TAKING YOU MOTHER FUCKERS WITH ME, BRING IT ON IF YOU THINK YOUR HARD ENOUGH. YOU THINK YOU’RE SCARY? MY IMMUNE SYSTEM IS EATING ITSELF AND I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE. COME GET SOME

I 100% implore you to give me all the criticisms you come up with for my novels when you get them

my one requirement is you phrase them exactly like this every time :P

You got yourself a deal.

teashoesandhair:
“ My nam is catte
And wen the daye
Is growinge olde
I stille muste playe
And yette my frends
Juste wante to hugge
And so I go
And eate the bugge
”

teashoesandhair:

My nam is catte
And wen the daye
Is growinge olde
I stille muste playe

And yette my frends
Juste wante to hugge
And so I go
And eate the bugge

perfectlyimperfectlystitched:
“😆😆😆
”
mostlythemarsh:
“The Ancient Gallery
”

mostlythemarsh:

The Ancient Gallery

cat why did you get on the counter and eat my freshly made banana bread????
Anonymous

catsuggest:

tasté

catsuggest:

catsuggest:

im juste want to nap upon a sheep

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comforte

catsuggest:

mood: movinge to the countryside

y does my fluffy boi do the vibrate-y tail and walk sideways at me with all whiskers forward? pls explain??
Anonymous

catsuggest:

he happy to see you

all i do is try to help u cat! let me help u! It's for ur own wellbeing
Anonymous

catsuggest:

if this about trim the claws then NO

Cat. I have a question for you and I need you to be honest. Did you or did you not shove your entire paw in my pancakes mix which I left alone for two seconds?
Anonymous

catsuggest:

im consulte with my lawyer and following his advice im have no comment on this matter. thank

catsuggest:
“a fearsome apex predator … an unstoppable killinge machine
”

catsuggest:

a fearsome apex predator … an unstoppable killinge machine

Hey Cat, I noticed a lot of cats (especially tabbies) have an “m” on their foreheads. What does it stand for?

catsuggest:

magnifiçont

catsuggest:

once im escape this carrier it is over for you veterinerians